Max Cairo Ghoul (and Sahitya Hoboman)

"I never expect nothing, I don't hold high expectations. I suck at planning. I like being predictable. I feel so underdressed. I need to read more and dress better. I need a dream beach body. I've got so much clothes. I've got two screens. I always watch it in Japanese. I'm such a good person, I'm always nice to others. I'm a nerd. I wish I could dance like that. I know how to make curry. I don't find black people attractive at all. I wish I wasn't complicated, I wish I was simple like them. I love my family. I like physics, I wanted to be a physicist. I like Australians, I like mixed better. I can learn anything very quicky. I can't speak English with my father. I used to have hotdogs and hamburgers for breakfast. I don't believe in love. I'm an atheist. I like peeing by the water. I like music you can dance to. I don't wanna be a dick. I'm so uncool."

All pictures taken on the 26th March 2016 around Blankenese in Hamburg, Germany. Special thanks to Max for providing technical and art assistance for some of the scenes.

His brother and his sister don't speak to him

His brother and his sister don't speak to him. 

But he don't blame 'em. 

But he don't blame 'em.

His brother and his sister don't speak to him.
But he don't blame 'em. 
But he don't blame 'em. 

His brother and his sister don't speak to him. 
But he don't blame 'em. 
But he don't blame 'em. 

His brother and his sister don't speak to him. 
But he don't blame 'em. 
But he don't blame 'em. 

His brother and his sister don't speak to him. 
But he don't blame 'em. 
But he don't blame 'em. 

His brother and his sister don't speak to him. 
But he don't blame 'em. 
But he don't blame 'em. 

But he don't blame 'em. 

But he don't blame 'em. 

But he don't blame 'em. 

His brother and his sister don't speak to him. 
But he don't blame 'em. 
But he don't blame 'em. 

But he don't blame 'em.

His brother and his sister don't speak to him.  
But he don't blame 'em. 
But he don't blame 'em.

His brother and his sister don't speak to him     (don't speak to me).
But he don't blame 'em                                                                              (but he don't blame 'em).
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                                                                     (But he don't blame 'em). 

                                                                     (But he don't blame 'em). 

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                                                                     (But he don't blame them).

                                                                     (But he don't blame them).

All pictures taken on the 2nd May 2016 in Lohmühlenpark in Hamburg, Germany.

Why don't you call it what we both know it is

Why don't you call it what we both know it is.

Oh, you know it is,

Oh, you know it is.

Why don't you call it what we both know it is.

What it is.
What it is.
What it is.

       (Why don't you call it what we both know it is)

       (Why don't you call it what we both know it is)

       (Why don't you call it what we both know it is)

       (What it is)

       (What it is)

       (What it is)

All pictures taken on the 2nd May 2016 in Lohmühlenpark in Hamburg, Germany.

Someone had to take some pictues: ov-silence Summer Opening, Elbpark Entenwerder

The plastic bag in the photo above, with a 60s/retro-style-illustration of a football player, was the most inspiring thing I found in this ov-silence Summer Opening party. Because of that, I wanted to dedicate a song from my country, the Kingdom of Spain, written and performed by Almodóvar & McNamara and called Satan, S.A., from their fabulous and only 1983 debut album ¡Cómo está el servicio... de señoras!,  to the 3 euros I freely and voluntarily flushed down the toilet last Saturday evening. And, why not, also to my """so-called friends""", who shamelessly refused to tell me where the fuck they were in that fucking goddamn Elbpark Entenwerder. Say good bye to the invitations for the baby shower of my first-born child, """friends""". This one goes for you:

            
                                     Satanasa, Satanasa,                              She-Satan, She-Satan,

                                     Yo te invoco, yo te invoco,                      I invoke you, I invoke you.

                                     Desde casa, desde casa,                       From home, from home,

                                     Con un moco, con un moco.                  With a booger, with a booger.

            
       

Six of these people were very cool, laid-back looking and had lots of ice-cream and I bumped into one and took pictures of him twice in three days. To the latter, I'd like to say this: would you like to come have some coffee and pie with me?

All pictures taken on 7th May 2016 in ov-silence Summer Opening 2016 in Elbpark Entenwerder, Hamburg, Germany.