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26/11/17

VLOGGING: REPASO SEMANAL: Malcolm Young, Morrissey, Noel Gallagher... (w/ Mané López)



PRONTO TENDREMOS UN BOTÓN QUE HARÁ EXPLOTAR LOS VÍDEOS AL FINAL Y LOS ORDENADORES DE TODOS NUESTROS SEGUIDORES Y SEGUIDORAS DESPEDIRÁN UN EMBRIAGADOR Y FANTASMAGÓRICO HUMO ROSA, EN SERIO, YA LO ESTAMOS PREPARANDO TODO.

Pues vamos Mané López y yo inaugurando una SECCIÓN MUERTOS la semana pasada y, ¡BOOM!, van y se mueren Malcolm Young y Charles Manson. El segundo no es que nos dé pena, pero como muerto, no sé, ahí está, el chaval.

También están el gato de Noel Gallagher y Morrissey siendo gilipollas como cada día desde que se levanta hasta que se acuesta, afianzando sus puestos en la SECCIÓN BOCACHANCLADAS aka MORRISSEYADAS aka GALLAGHERADAS.

Y a parte de eso, lo típico: A$AP Rocky se cree guay, Wayne Coyne diseña un puto papel de regalo de mierda benéfico, Lorde es número uno de la lista de mejores del año de la NME aka la peor lista del planeta, Wiz Khalifa les da papel de liar a los de Pigeons & Planes, ¡¡¡y MANÉ NOS DELEITA CON UN MINI AVANCE DE SU CRÍTICA DEL UTOPIA DE BJÖRK!!! ¡En su canal de YouTube próximamente, NO SUS LO PERDÁIS!

16/11/17

The pervert's guide to ideology Partie Cinq/The Rolling Stones Dartford Tour of Becky

























"It was already Marx who, long ago, emphasised that a commodity is never just a simple object that we buy and consume. A commodity is an object full of theological, even metaphysical niceties. Its presence always reflects an invisible transcendence, and the classical publicity for Coke quite openly refers to this absent, invisible quality: "Coke is the real thing" or "Coke, that's it". What is that "it", "the real thing"? It's not just another positive property of Coke, something that can be described or pinpointed through chemical analysis; it's that mysterious "something more", the indescribable excess which is the object cause of my desire.

In our postmodern, whatever we call them, societies we are obliged to enjoy. Enjoyment becomes a kind of weird perverted duty. 

The paradox of Coke is that you are thirsty, you drink it but, as everyone knows, the more you drink it, the more thirsty you get.

A desire is never simply the desire for a certain thing. It's always also a desire for desire itself. A desire to continue to desire. Perhaps the ultimate horror of a desire is to be fully filled in, met, so that I desire no longer. The ultimate melancholic experience is the experience of a loss of desire itself. 

It's not that in some return to a previous era of natural consumation, where we got rid off this excess and we're only consuming for actual needs, like you were thirsty, you drank water and so on... We cannot return to that: the excess is with us forever. So let's have a drink of Coke. It's getting warm, it's no longer the real Coke, and that's the problem: this passage from sublime to excremental dimension. When it's cold, properly served, it gets a certain attraction. All of a sudden, this can change into shit. It's the elementary dialectics of commodities.

We are not talking about objective, factual properties of a commodity, we are talking only here about that elusive surplus.

Kinder Surprise egg. A quite astonishing commodity. The surprise of the Kinder Surprise Egg is that this excessive object, the cause of your desire, is here materialized in the guise of an object, a plastic toy which fills in the inner void of the chocolate egg. The whole delicate balance is between these two dimensions: what you bought (the chocolate egg) and the surplus, probably made is some Chinese gulag or whatever, the surplus that you get for free. 

I don't think that the chocolate frame is here just to send you on a deeper void towards the inner treasure, what Plato calls the "agalma", which makes you a worthy person, which makes a commodity a desirable commodity, I think it's the other way around; we should aim at the higher goal, the goal in the middle of the object precisely in order to be able to enjoy the surface. This is what it is the antimetaphysical lesson which is difficult to accept." 



"Ya fue Marx quien, hace mucho, enfatizó acerca de que una mercancía no es nunca simplemente un objecto que compramos y consumimos. Una mercancía es un objeto lleno de sutilezas teológicas, incluso metafísicas. Su presencia siempre refleja una trascendencia invisible, y la publicidad clásica de Coca Cola hace referencia abierta a esta cualidad ausente e invisible: "Coca Cola es lo auténtico", "Coca Cola, nada más". ¿Qué es "nada más", "lo auténtico"? No es solo otra propiedad positiva de la Coca Cola, algo que puede ser descrito o señalado por análisis químico; es ese misterioso "algo más", el indescriptible exceso que es el Objeto a, el objeto causa de mi deseo. 

En nuestras sociedades postmodernas, o como sea que las llamemos, estamos obligados a disfrutar. El disfrute se convierte en una suerte de deber raro y pervertido.

La paradoja de la Coca Cola es que estás sediento y te la bebes, pero como todo el mundo sabe, cuanto más bebes, más sed tienes.

Un deseo no es nunca el deseo por una cosa. Es siempre también un deseo por el deseo en sí mismo. Un deseo por continuar deseando. Quizás el horror último del deseo es ser completamente satisfecho, alcanzado, de forma que ya no se desee más. La experiencia melancólica última es la experiencia de la pérdida del deseo en sí mismo.

No es como si en una vuelta a una era previa de consumo natural en la que nos deshicieramos de estos excesos y consumiéramos solo para saciar necesidades reales, como beber agua cuando se tiene sed y todo eso... No podemos volver a eso: el exceso ya está con nosotros para siempre. Así que bebamos Coca Cola. Se está calentando, ya no es la Coca Cola auténtica, y ese es el problema: ese pasaje entre la dimensión sublime y la excremental. Cuando está fría, apropiadamente servida, consigue una cierta atracción. De pronto, se convierte en mierda. Es la dialéctica elemental de las mercancías.

No hablamos de propiedades objetivas, concretas de una mercancía, hablamos aquí del excedente elusivo.

Un huevo Kinder Sorpresa. Una mercancía bastante fascinante. El excedente del Kinder Sorpresa es que este objeto excesivo, la causa de tu deseo, se materializa aquí disfrazado de objeto, un juguete de plástico que llena el vacío interno del huevo de chocolate. Todo el delicado equilibrio se produce entre dos dimensiones: lo que compraste (el huevo de chocolate) y el excedente, fabricado probablemente en alguna gulag china o lo que sea, el excedente que obtienes gratuitamente. 

No creo que el marco de chocolate esté ahí sencillamente para lanzarte a un vacío más profundo hacia el tesoro interior, lo que Platón llamó el "agalma", y que te convierte en una persona digna, que convierte una mercancía en una mercancía deseable, creo que es al revés; deberíamos aspirar a la meta más elevada, la meta en medio del objeto precisamente para ser capaces de disfrutar de la superficie. Esta es la lección metafísica que resulta difícil de aceptar."


Text by Slavoj Žižek from The Pervert's Guide to Ideology (2012).



All pictures taken on 14th January 2017 in Dartford, Kent, England, United Kingdom. Special thanks to Finn and extra special thanks to Becky for making my childhood and teenage dream come true because Dartford is the future capital of the world and I'll fight anybody who tries to convince me otherwise and there's the sun, there's the moon, there's the air to breath and there's the Rolling Stones.

The pervert's guide to ideology Partie Quatre/British people in their natural habitat








"My psychoanalytic friends are telling me that typically today patients who come to the analysts to resolve their problems feel guilty not because of excessive pleasures, not because they indulge in pleasures which go against their sense of duty or morality or whatsoever, on the contrary; they feel guilty for not enjoying enough, for not being able to enjoy."



"Mis amigos psicoanalíticos me dicen que lo típico hoy en día es que los pacientes vengan a los analistas para resolver sus problemas no porque se sienten culpables por sus excesos de placer, no porque sucumben demasiado a placeres que van en contra de su sentido del deber o de la moral o todo eso, sino lo contrario; se sienten culpables por no disfrutar lo suficiente, por no ser capaces de disfrutar."



Text by Slavoj Žižek from The Pervert's Guide to Ideology (2012).



All pictures taken on 13th January 2017 somewhere between London and Bexley, England, United Kingdom. Special thanks to Luce, Elspeth, Brad and extra special thanks to Becky for having the most challenging English accent ever.

31/10/17

3 minutes/Víctor knows it all/Ode to Sam Pt. 3















I'll always remember the day I met Sam. It was actually by night in Beijing, but probably noon on our side of the world. I didn't take pictures of her when it happened, which I regret; if there's one moment in my recent past that I would have liked to keep captured, that's the first few words I exchanged with Sam.

I invited her to come and stay with me in Barcelona 3 minutes into our introductory conversation, if my memory serves me right. When you feel it, you feel it, they say. Intuition would beat science any day, and Sam would beat you all any day, as well.





All pictures taken between 4th and 5th September 2016 around downtown Barcelona, Spain. Special thanks to Víctor, and extra special thanks to Sam Jam because she's still the most amazing human being on the Milky Way although she doesn't know yet, and we'll be friends minimum until our 80s and we have telepathy. 

29/10/17

VLOGGING: REPASO SEMANAL: Lady Gaga, The Smiths, Justin Timberlake... (w/ Mané López)




La vida son los discos que se publican mientras todo el mundo está ultrahipermega ocupado quemando DNIs, cambiando a Jesucristo por La Patria y haciéndose capas de Superman con banderas de mierda fabricadas en Bangladesh. Mané López y yo somos más de beats and rhymes que de faith and country, y de ahí que ésta semana en su superpodcast nos hayamos dedicado a repasar los asuntos verdaderamente importantes de la actualidad como por ejemplo Liam Gallagher no siendo otra putita de Paul Weller.

A Mané se la sopla Black Sabbath y a mí me da sueño Weezer, pero como somos gente valiente, damos la cara por fin por si alguien tiene algo en contra de alguna de las dos cosas anteriores y nos quiere acosar en caso de vernos por la calle.


26/10/17

The Ballad of Goodman John/Ode to Sam Pt. 2




On a normal day or so it seemed
John went to work, on a day that beamed. 
He opened the shop and emptied the bins 
But saw some men, looking in. 


Oh John, you have to look them in the eye, 
But that cold sharp steel, 
It doesn’t lie. 


Cautiously approaching, he asked them why, 
In shear suspicion, they’re passing by. 
Grudgingly, they went away 
And didn’t return again all day. 


Goodman John, Goodman John, are you a hero of a man? 
Goodman John, Goodman John, are you a hero of a man? 
Or are you just a fool, 
Who doesn’t understand? 
Goodman John. 


Oh John, you have to look them in the eye, 
But that cold sharp steel, 
Doesn’t lie.


At nine o’clock, dark figures appeared, 
They ganged up with weapons, attacked and jeered. 
By half past nine, all till cash gone 
And so was the air 
From the lungs of John, 
From the lungs of John, 
From the lungs of John.


Goodman John, Goodman John, are you a hero of a man? 
Goodman John, Goodman John, are you a hero of a man? 
Or are you just a fool, 
Who doesn’t understand? 
Goodman John. 


Oh John, you had to look them in the eye 
And that cold sharp steel,
It didn’t lie.


Goodman John, Goodman John, are you a hero of a man? 
Goodman John, Goodman John, are you a hero of a man? 
Or are you just a fool, 
Who doesn’t understand? 
Goodman John. 
Goodman John. 
Goodman John. 



All pictures taken on 15th January 2017 somewhere around Bexley, Kent, England, United Kingdom. Special thanks to the great Derek Preston and extra special thanks to Sam Jam because, on top of all her well-known awesomeness, she's also a genius lyric-writer, and her birthday should be celebrated as one of the greatest landmarks and feats of humanity.

22/10/17

VLOGGING: ¿Y EL GRIME QUÉ? (w/ Mané López)




En algún lugar entre la risa y un Nostradamus melómano estamos Mané López y yo en la última entrega de su podcast, partiéndonos la caja e intentando hablar entremedio de negros, de grime, de cómo pronunciar correctamente "Bon IVER", del hambre sónica en África, de flamenquito, de matar a policías motorizados y de lo bellos que somos por dentro y por fuera.

Esta será la primera de una saga de entregas en las que, próximamente, hasta daremos la cara y un poco los hombros y el torso, y la verdad es que somos bastante agradables de ver a la par que carismáticos y sin antecedentes penales. No nos perdáis la pista, que vamos de aquí a Vodafone yu.

19/5/17

Sam Nike/Ode to Sam Pt. 1





"Life is a matter of a miracle that is collected over time by moments, flabbergasted to be in each other's presence. The world is an exam to see if we can rise into direct experience. Our eyesight is here as a test to see if we can see beyond it. Matter is here as a test for our curiosity. Doubt is here as an exam for our vitality. Thomas Mann wrote that he would rather participate in life than write 100 stories. Giacometti was once run down by a car, and he recalled falling into a lucid faint, a sudden exhilaration, as he realized that at last something was happening to him. An assumption develops that you cannot understand life and live life simultaneously. I do not agree entirely. Which is to say I do not exactly disagree. I would say that life understood is life lived. But the paradoxes bug me, and I can learn to love and make love to the paradoxes that bug me. And on really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. Before you drift off, don't forget. Which is to say, remember. Because remembering is so much more a psychotic activity than forgetting. Lorca said that the iguana will bite those who do not dream. And as one realizes that one is a dream figure in another person's dream, that is self awareness."

Timothy Levitch on Waking Life (2001), as recommended by Sam Jam and because nobody in the entire universe dignifies a gigantic paper Nike shoe like she does.



All pictures taken on 3rd September 2016 in Sant Andreu de la Barca, Barcelona, Spain. Special thanks to Sam for being the most amazing human being in the Northern Hemisphere, as well as for her unrelenting refusal of such fact.